November 2, 2009
dailyhuff:inothernews: In a bit of scumbaggery, cereal maker Kellogg’s makes the outrageous claim that their cereals, including Cocoa Krispies - Cocoa fucking Krispies, yes - “helps support your child’s immunity.”  It’s true!  They’re putting that shit ON THEIR CEREAL BOXES! Critics say that Kellogg’s is trying to capitalize on current concerns over H1N1; society says “no fucking shit!” While we’re at making outrageous claims, Cocoa Krispies can also cause obesity, diabetes, and can also eventually kill your child if consumed in generously large amounts.  How’s that, Kellogg’s, you fucking assholes? (Article via USA Today)

dailyhuff:inothernews:

In a bit of scumbaggery, cereal maker Kellogg’s makes the outrageous claim that their cereals, including Cocoa Krispies - Cocoa fucking Krispies, yes - “helps support your child’s immunity.”  It’s true!  They’re putting that shit ON THEIR CEREAL BOXES!

Critics say that Kellogg’s is trying to capitalize on current concerns over H1N1; society says “no fucking shit!”

While we’re at making outrageous claims, Cocoa Krispies can also cause obesity, diabetes, and can also eventually kill your child if consumed in generously large amounts.  How’s that, Kellogg’s, you fucking assholes?

(Article via USA Today)

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