curtneill:

As most of you know, I recently turned 30. And since you only do so once in your life, I made sure my 30th birthday was memorable and lived out one of my life long dreams: I PARALLEL PARKED A SMART CAR! It was the greatest birthday gift I ever could have received, and I am so grateful I got the chance to do it. Please enjoy this short video documenting the occasion. (Shot and edited by the wonderful Clay Tatum). 

NEVER STOP CHASING YOUR DREAMS!!!

I can’t decide what my favorite part is but it might be when he measures the car.

There’s a gallery of Santa Monica Farmers’ Market produce up on the site! Link is in my profile. These veggies are from @fairviewgardens.

There’s a gallery of Santa Monica Farmers’ Market produce up on the site! Link is in my profile. These veggies are from @fairviewgardens.

Easter baskets for hippies! (Artichokes from Zuckerman’s Farm @smfms)

Easter baskets for hippies! (Artichokes from Zuckerman’s Farm @smfms)

Cool-lookin’ garlic at Milliken Family Farms at @smfms. #farms #produce

Cool-lookin’ garlic at Milliken Family Farms at @smfms. #farms #produce

Tags: farms produce

curtneill:

thecomedybureau:

Perigee Books has made a great move in compiling Untitled Screenplays, a blog by Curt Neill that features pages from untitled screenplays that are absurd, funny, and possibly fit better as a “lost scene” than anything else, into a book.

Entitled This Movie Will Require Dinosaurs, its release is set for July 1st and you can and should pre-order it now.

VERY cool. Thanks Jake!

I …. I would like this job, please. #bookstore #thelastbookstore #thingsorganizedneatly #ocdbutlikethefunkind #dtla

I …. I would like this job, please. #bookstore #thelastbookstore #thingsorganizedneatly #ocdbutlikethefunkind #dtla

The Five Leaves Burger @acehotel comes with a classic diner setup — sort of boring and not-delicious-looking. But it turns out it’s quite good! Pineapple and beet and egg go together very nicely. (Fries need some work.)

The Five Leaves Burger @acehotel comes with a classic diner setup — sort of boring and not-delicious-looking. But it turns out it’s quite good! Pineapple and beet and egg go together very nicely. (Fries need some work.)

LA at dusk, from the roof of the Ace. What is that back left — Century City? #dtla

LA at dusk, from the roof of the Ace. What is that back left — Century City? #dtla

Tags: dtla

This monkey is loving the downtown life. Guess where we are! Hint: we’re, like, THE COOLEST. #tildaontour #dtla #dogstagram

This monkey is loving the downtown life. Guess where we are! Hint: we’re, like, THE COOLEST. #tildaontour #dtla #dogstagram

Got some Fish Friday business done at Fisherman’s Outlet. (God was pleased.) Those who’ve been there: was it as good as you wanted it to be? #dtla #fishermansoutlet #fishfriday #lent #goodcatholicgirl

Got some Fish Friday business done at Fisherman’s Outlet. (God was pleased.) Those who’ve been there: was it as good as you wanted it to be? #dtla #fishermansoutlet #fishfriday #lent #goodcatholicgirl